Why, hello there 2am. Nice to see you….AGAIN.
Itching, twitching, restless legs PLEASE relax!
It’s so hot in here!
I’m sooooo tired from waking up all night long last night, WHY can’t I fall asleep??
Can’t even count how MANY times I’ve had to go to the bathroom…must be a THOUSAND.
Shut off, brain. You’re shut off during the day, what’s wrong with staying off at night?
Dry throat…must…get…another drink of water.
Oh, PLEASE, don’t need to roll over. My separated muscles and taut skin can’t handle it even ONCE more.
Back pain, hip pain, pelvic pain. Why isn’t a memory foam mattress and three pillows enough?
I feel Rob breathing on me…argh…
Now I’m breathing on myself…argh…
Adjust arm positions. Adjust leg positions. Adjust head position. Repeat, repeat, and repeat.
Don’t mind me…only 28 more nights of this.