One part-time mother for my two children.
Requirements: Piles of patience, the cleaning capabilities of Alice from the Brady Bunch, the energy of a nuclear rocket, and an unnaturally cheerful attitude 110% of the time whilst being screamed at nonstop.
Must be able to handle one constantly over-dramatic child and one who is roaring into her terrible 2s.
The lucky candidate will start immediately with a base salary of ZILCH.
Please send your resume
Attn: Mrs. Exhaus Ted CrankyPants
Rob & Julie Snow Family Blog 
Soon!!! very soon, they will be all grown up and you will wonder where the years went, because you are not any older-they will leave home, and take their dirty laundry with them.
You can hire me and I'll hire you– but I do agree first with your friend michelle that we all could use (and deserve) an Alice from the Brady Bunch and secondly I agree with your mom that you are such a great mom. See you tomorrow!!!
Wouldn't life be so much easier if we all had an Alice from the Brady Bunch to help out with the house and kids?
Julie,
You're the best mother any child could have!
Love,
Mom
It sounds tempting, but I have my hands full with 3 drama queens and 1 Enegizer bunny boy. Good luck, hope you find someone soon.